13 Aug A Short Story: Laughs.

*This story is entirely a work of fiction.*

I said:

(Innocent tone of voice)

Shorty, you know how you haven’t been very nice to me recently.

She said:

(Sweet tone of voice)

Oh baby boy… I’m sorry… you know that you’re my favorite baby boy.

*I look over at the camera and childishly/innocently smile then look back over at her*

I said:

(Innocent tone of voice)

and shorty you know how I’ve been working really good on improving my writing skills everyday…

She said:

(Sweet tone of voice)

I know baby boy, you’re working very hard… I’m sorry for tripping on you, anything that you want let me know.

*I look over at the camera and childishly/innocently smile then look back over at her*

I said:

(Innocent tone of voice)

And shorty you know how I’ve been trying to defeat my opponents really good…

She said:

(Laughs)

Javi, why do you keep pretending to look over and smile at a camera like that? I’m sitting right here…

I said:

(Smiles)

Because I knew it’d make you laugh.

She said:

(Rolls her eyes and puts her hair up)

You really know how to work me.

I said:

All jokes aside, I’ve been having the same exact dream the past few nights… what do you think about that?

She said:

That’s odd. What’s the dream about?

I said:

I’m not sure… when I wake up I don’t remember, but what I do remember is that I’ve been experiencing the same dream.

She said:

So… you think you’re sleep walking?

I said:

No. I don’t know, you ever just get that feeling of déjà vu?

She said:

Yeah. I know what you’re talking about now.

I said:

So… what do you think?

She said:

I don’t know, but you used to get them all of them time, before you wrote masterpieces. You’re going to change the world with your words probably, like you always have.

I said:

So I see that you’re really interested in going on a date with me and having some fun with me then, huh?

She said:

(Flirtatiously sighs)

You’re too potent with girls, Javi. That’s why I have to keep you on a tight leash.

I said:

(Innocent tone of voice)

Shorty, you know how you’re my main woman…

She said:

Right.

I said:

(Innocent tone of voice)

Shorty, you know how it’s not even like that… I ain’t even a womanizer like that. These girls come on to me promiscuously without me even doing much.

She said:

(Promiscuously sighs)

Right… and then you write them these beautiful poems that are filled with coke lines. When was the last time you were sweet to me?

I said:

I ain’t ever been sweet, never been sweet, never will be sweet… check that fact sheet.

She said:

(Smiles)

Like I said, you really know how to work me.

I said:

(Deeper tone of voice)

At least I always treat you like it is our first date; I never get comfortable with your love. I always keep you on that pedestal.

She said:

(Blushes)

What am I going to do with you?

I said:

(Smiles)

Shorty, why are you so interested in doing me all of a sudden?

She said:

(Whispers under her breath)

This motherfucker…